Wooden-faced disappointment

I forgot to write a post about it... some days ago I happened to find a movie with Michael Caine and STEVEN SEAGAL... I mean STEVEN WOODEN-FACE SEAGAL, by far my favourite actor! With Michael Caine! AWESOME, I had never seen this movie (On Deadly ground, 1994)... Strangely my wife, who was sitting next to me, did not start beating me, as it usually happens when I stop on a movie with Steven (actually, he is often on air in British Freeview): she was too busy with her new knitting pattern... Anyway, the movie was so bad that after some minutes I spontaneously gave up and tried to find something else.. something better than a movie with Steven Seagal, I did not know it was possible!